Corrupt a Wish[Game]

[~Nighthunter~]

In this game, you corrupt the wish above your's and then make a wish of your own! I'll start off:

I wish it would stop storming.

[otacon]

Wish Granted, but it never rains again and all the water dries up.

I wish was a Jedi.

[Deleted]

Wish granted, but the an armada of Sith Lords have you surrounded.

I wish I could fly.

[~Nighthunter~]

Wish granted, except scientists are so baffled by your ability that they capture you in a cell and you can never leave.

I wish that my cat would stay away from my food.

[otacon]

wish granted, but now the cat has been shaved
I wish I had a guitar

[~Nighthunter~]

Wish granted, only the guitar is made of cheap wood and the strings always break, and it sounds out of tune no matter how much you tune it.

I wish for a new wind shield for my car.